Wednesday, 28 April 2010

ABSURD SEX LAWS

Laws intended to control sexual behavior have been used throughout the world. Many seem absurd by today’s Western standards but common place with Asian sensibilities. Sex is promoted everywhere in the Western world. We see it on the television soap operas and prime-time sitcoms. It is discussed from religious pulpits to afternoon talk shows. And it is argued on the floor of the U.S. Congress. Sex is discussed, shown, and sensationalized. Sex seems to be free of legal constraints, yet there are statutes on the books in many states intended to control certain sexual activities. Robert Pelton reviewed some of these laws in his book Loony Sex Laws That You Never Knew You Were Breaking (1992). Some of these are listed below. While reading the list, remember groups of people became involved in creating and enforcing these laws. Much time was spent on these issues. Ask yourself, for example, why anyone would care about a man shooting off his gun when his wife has an orgasm or about a person masturbating in his or her own home? Who benefits from such laws and who is controlled? Women usually fare far worse than men in cases concerning adultery. Why the inequality? And why such drastic measures (death penalty) to control homosexuality?

SEX LAWS IN THE UNITED STATES

Courting and sexual activity:

•It is illegal for a man in Hogansville, Georgia, to use his lariat to lasso and seduce his girlfriend.

•It is illegal for male skating instructors to have sexual relations with their female students in Indiana and Ohio.

•Because of Michigan’s sodomy statutes, single men and women caught having sex could be sentenced to five years in prison or $5,000, or both.

•Female toll collectors in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, are prohibited from engaging in sex with truck drivers while working in their booths.

•It is illegal for a husband to swear or curse during sex in Willowdale, Oregon.

•In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot a gun off when his female partner has an orgasm.

•Skullbone, Tennessee, has made it illegal for a woman to “pleasure a man” while he is sitting behind the wheel of a moving vehicle.

•It is illegal in Oblong, Illinois, to make love on your wedding day if you are also hunting or fishing.

•In Carlsbad, New Mexico, you must have tightly drawn curtains on your parked vehicle if you engage in sex in it during a lunch break.

•It is illegal for a husband and wife in Cattle Creek, Colorado, to make love while bathing “in any lake, river or stream.”

•Couples are specifically banned from having “sex while standing inside a store’s walk-in meat freezer” by a bizarre ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming.

•In Alexandria, Minnesota, a wife may legally force her husband to brush his teeth or stop having sex if she objects to his bad breath due to “garlic, onions, or sardines.”

Masturbation and adultery:

•Michigan’s sodomy laws require prison time and a fine for any man who masturbates.

•Adultery can be punished by a small fine of $20 to $100 in Arkansas, to $1000 or one year in prison, or both, in California.

Youths:

•In Hawaii the parents of a girl under the age of eighteen may be arrested and sentenced to three years of hard labor if they know their daughter engages in coitus. Interestingly, the law does not apply to young men under eighteen years of age, nor does it apply if the daughter engages in sex other than coitus.

•In Indiana and Wyoming it is illegal to entice or help a person under the age of twenty-one to masturbate.

Condoms and sex toys:

•Hawaii, Kentucky, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin prohibit the sale of condoms by vending machine.

•Vending machines in Maryland may sell condoms, but only “in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.”

· Only physicians can sell condoms in Nebraska and Arkansas.

•Condoms must be used in Nevada brothels.

•Alabama passed an antiobscenity statute in 2000 that made it un-lawful to produce, distribute, or otherwise sell sexual devices that are marketed primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs. What makes this statute interesting is how its constitutionality was upheld by the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals (Williams v. Pryor). Several sellers of such items, along with two married women who used them as marital sex aids, filed suit with assistance from the American Civil Liberties Union to challenge the statute’s constitutionality. The court agreed with the state of Alabama’s contention that it had the right to promote “morality” by discouraging “autonomous” sexual expression, that is, masturbation. The court found support for this argument in Bowers v. Hardwick, noting that the U.S. Supreme Court ruled that the Constitution does not automatically extend the right to privacy to protect all private, consensual sex between adults, and specifically does not protect same-sex (homosexual) conduct. From this, the circuit court concluded that Alabama had the right to bar “homosexuals” from buying such items. As such, the statute had some clearly constitutional uses and could not be stricken as a whole. This is an example of a law that affects heterosexuals but is based on the persecution of homosexuals. (Alabama Obscenity Code)

Unique laws:

•The state of Washington has an archaic sex statute that makes having intercourse with a virgin female punishable with substantial prison time or a monetary fine, or both. Surprisingly, this law also applies to newlyweds.

•In Sioux Falls, South Dakota, the hotel room a couple rents for only one night must have twin beds placed a minimum of two feet apart.

•A cleaned and pressed nightshirt must be provided to every hotel guest in Hastings, Nebraska. Guests are also prohibited from sleeping together in the nude (married or not).

•In Kansas City, Kansas, women can be arrested for going out alone at night in the streets.

SEX LAWS OUTSIDE THE UNITED STATES

Sexual activity:

•In Georgetown, Guyana, if two people are caught engaging in sex while skinny-dipping, both people are first covered with paint, then “attached to an ass and taken on a tour of then village,” whereupon they are banished.

•Newlyweds in Cali, Colombia, are watched by the bride’s mother while they engage in sex.

•Male specialists are paid to have sex with virgin girls in rural Guam because the law does not allow virginal females to marry.

•Couples in the People’s Republic of China must obtain govern- mental permission to marry. After the wedding, they must obtain government permission to have sex.

•Women in Johannesburg, South Africa, can legally charge their husbands every time they engage in sex.

•A husband in Equatorial Guinea may force his wife’s boyfriend to become his slave for life. However, if his wife’s lover is not a man but another woman, the husband may force this woman to be his mistress for the rest of her life.

•It is illegal for couples in the community of Bristol, England, to engage in sex while under their automobiles. Interestingly, in this same community, a dog has the legal right to observe sexual activities, whereas a cat does not.

Adultery, rape, and illicit lovemaking:

•In most of Central and South America, adultery by women is se- verely punished. For men, adultery is perfectly legal and expected.

•A man must divorce his unfaithful wife in Matagalpa, Nicaragua. If a woman catches her husband with another women, the wife is not permitted to divorce him.

•In Colombia, South America, a husband may legally murder his wife if she is caught in bed with her lover.

•A husband in Uruguay who catches his wife in bed with her lover may legally either kill both of them or castrate her lover and slice off his wife’s nose.

•In Paramaribo, Surinam, a rapist will not be punished if the woman he raped agrees to marry him.

•A woman accused of illicit lovemaking in Guatemala may be stopped on the street, spat upon, and beaten by the citizenry.

Bestiality:

•According to Islamic Law it is forbidden to eat a sheep after having sex with it.

•In Oman, a camel, a cow, or a ewe is to be slaughtered and the carcass burned if a man has sex with it. The man is also required to pay its owner the dead animal’s full market value.

•In Lebanon men can legally have sex with female animals. However, if a man has sex with a male animal, the man is put to death.

Genital observations:

•While conducting a gynecological exam, it is forbidden in Bahrain for a physician to look directly at a woman’s genitals. He must use a mirror.

•Muslim morticians are not allowed to look at the genitals of the corpse they are preparing. While preparing the corpse, a brick or piece of wood must be placed over its genitals.

Homosexuality:

•Men who are arrested for homosexual behavior in Panama are castrated. Friends of the arrested homosexual have their heads shaven and receive 100 lashes and banishment.

•In many countries homosexuals are arrested and executed. For example, Saudi Arabia and other Islamic countries classify homosexuality as “deviant sexual behavior” and publicly execute homosexuals.

Reference

Pelton, R. W. 1992. Loony Sex Laws That You Never Knew You Were Breaking. New York: Walker Publishing Co.

Tuesday, 2 March 2010

Little PLU Love Poem :P

I fell for him,

I don't know why.


A simple touch will do it all

His warm embrace is what I want


His smell lingers on me now,

Thank God it does.

Maybe now I'll sleep tonight imagining him right by my side.


Perfect friends is what we are.

In love with him why did I fall..?

In bed thinking of you..

As I lay here thinking of you,

I wonder from here on,

Where we go and where we end up,

I like to think of it as fate,

Of us as a forever more..

But the truth is that I care for you..

May it be for a moment or years,

But till than your mine and I’m yours…

Wednesday, 12 November 2008

Beyoncé - Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)

I wish I could dance like this.. Boy's here I come.. Muahahaha..

Saturday, 8 November 2008

Beyoncé - If I Were A Boy

I love this video.. So emo and it's something I'm currently feeling.. Man aint Beyonce is HOT!!

Wednesday, 1 October 2008

Selamat Hari Raya!!

Raya as usually is filled with cuzins, aunts, uncles and crazy nephews and nieces not to mention that old grumpy grand uncle I have. But this year I would say that even though final exams were looming I felt that for once I might be able to enjoy it. The food as usual is divine (“divine” – such a gay word) and the company? So so.. Such a depressing tone when you aite really cooking for someone you love. Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE my family. It’s just the extended family that gets me. They can be so pretentious. So after making the obligative Salam’s and asking of forgiveness I excused myself to join those I enjoy namely my cuzins and the cat.

My highlight of the day was to visit my new lover and bring food over. We aite together, watched some TV and made out in the sofa. As this was new to me an hour or two of it was like eternity in heaven. Fate stepped in with my brother calling for me to get back. In his words “Raya is time to spend with your family not with your boyfriend”. I had to concede his point. 

Anyways that is Raya, spending time with family and taking a few moments to say your love to others and ask forgiveness for past and future wrongs. Here I leave with a message of forgiveness to those I’ve done wrong intentionally or unintentionally from my heart and soul. My heart and love to all. Bonne Aidilfitri! A mes amir. Pardonne-moi si j’ai fait puelque chose blessant. “Désolé zahir et batin”

Bises,

Matt

Tuesday, 30 September 2008

Boys Nite Out..

It’s been a crazy few weeks. Fortunately I met this wonderful guy a few days earlier and we went out dancing. The after glow of that nite is enough to get this day going I would think. We met online as usual but don't get me wrong its always a gamble to meet people this way but sometimes it pays off. This would be a hit of one out of three. 

You would think that going out on dates would be a routine after all that I’ve been through. Still my tummy rumbles and I have this ache in my heart filled with anticipation. Looking at a photo of a person does not really do them justice I say. Anyways as my usually habit I would call me friend to give me a boost of confidence, also helps to kill the time. Sitting drinking my chocolate latte he walks, an angle in tank top. We smile and make small talk.

He shows me to this new club ‘Oblique’. It was my first time, yet the moment I walked in I knew it was my kind of club. Great music and hot bodies moving about, just what the doc ordered. Taking my hand he whispers tonite you’re my lover. A shiver runs up my spine. (I know it sounds corny but its been months since I last went on a date like this, was really hoping for some hot action on the dance floor) Anyways he made the rounds and introducing countless names to guys here and there, all whom I practically forgot, as I had eyes only for him. 

We dance for the whole nite and for once I decided to forgo my inhibition. He invited me to dance on the stage with him, scared shitless of making a fool of myself I preserved and joined him. Thankfully the music was good and had a rhythm I could shake my ass to. The sweat kept pouring but who cares rite?

All in all, it was a great evening. He was charming, easy going, cute, and all together lovable. Definitely felt that it had potential. We kissed a lot and the fun thing was the girls and boys kept staring. I guess I’m an exhibitionist when it comes to my boyz. 

Monday, 15 September 2008

Memories..

I remembered that first instance we met. My heart was fluttering, it seemed that all was to good to be true yet dinner was even better. We talked and talked about all things under the sun. You were like non other than those that I have met before. The first kiss was heaven. As I sit here watching ‘Shelter’ I’m reminded of our passion. The kiss, the look you gave, the urgency I felt all coming in a rush. I was on a high with your body pressed to mine. For all that, waking up next to you was the greatest gift you gave me. Taking the KTM back home, I smile like an idiot thinking you are the one. Stepping home I walk to the kitchen saying: Ma, I’ve met someone..

Sincerely,
Me          

P/s. I still love you…

Sunday, 20 July 2008

You know you're in law school if....

* you consider dropping out every hour, but after that first semester, you realized you were already in too much debt to be anything other than a lawyer.

* you can't remember if you decided to go to law school because you wanted to help people and make a difference in the world or because you hate yourself.

* substance abuse becomes you.

* the drama in your life rivals that of high school

* you make adverse possession jokes.

*you watch legally blonde, and worry that perhaps you looked that silly in your first year too.

*your friends watch legally blonde and msg you, confirming your fears that you are indeed, elle woods in human form…

* you can name, without hesitation, at least three people who make you want to throw things when you see them raise their hands in class.

*you have nicknames for the class members you dislike most, because of course, you’ve never actually spoken to them.

*you have an unspoken rivalry with a complete stranger, who may, or may not be aware of this.

*you have nicknames for your lecturer’s so that you can complain about them in your presence.

* you are truly and deeply unnerved by the thought of some of your classmates becoming attorneys.

*you are seriously concerned that said classmates remain in your classes…

* you think vodka shots are essential to ordered liberty. Or any shots for that matter…

* you wonder if that one professor who always seems angry and irritable and treats students' minds as his personal playground is actually a sociopath or just didn't get enough hugs as a child.

*you are seriously concerned about where your sense of humour is heading when you laugh at ‘Bentley bought a Bentley, Holden bought a Holden’ in Contract A…

* you know and understand the complicated epistemological and metaphysical differences between a conspirator and an accomplice, but still cant quite work out what the lecturer is asking you to do in your tutorial problem…

* you know and understand the complicated epistemological and metaphysical differences between coffee and red bull.

*you argue about whether donoghue and stevens is relevant in both Torts Negligence AND Contract

*you’ve got an enormous library fine, because you’re too lazy/in hecs debt to buy the textbooks.

* you think whoever came up with the Socratic method should have his face lit on fire and then beaten out with a rake.

* you can't think of any legitimate reason why a law student would need access to public records, but you can think of a whole lot of illegitimate ones.

*you passionately hate the mature age students

* after the first semester you realized that "briefing a case" need only consist of looking it up on Lexis or Westlaw. After second semester, you abandon Lexis and Westlaw in favour of Wikipedia.

*wikipedia is your favourite source, and you cant understand why your lecturer’s don’t agree

* you have a favourite supreme ct justice, or house of lord’s judge. (Raja Azlan Shah, CJ)

*you have joined that judge’s appreciation society on myspace/facebook. [mine hasn't got one :(]

*you think the med students have it easy having only one subject per semester.

*you fail an assignment worth 6/100 and cry because you’re positive your whole career is about to go down the toilet…

* when someone is expressing their frustration or anger about something that is in any way related to the law, you can't be sympathetic because you're too busy figuring out in your head whether they have a cause of action

*you’re purposely friends with the smartest people in your classes, in case they happen to ask you to ‘mind’ their notes one day…

*you read the textbook, because it’s suddenly interesting…

*you love Denning LJ’s findings in Miller v Jackson – the noble sport of cricket

*you’ve read Peters (WA) Ltd v Petersville Ltd and Peters Food Australia Pty Ltd P64/2000 [14 February 2001] –

Mr Martin: ... The background is that prior to 1980 there were, amongst other brands, two substantive brands of ice-cream being marketed in the country, one under the name Peters, the other under the name Pauls.
Kirby J: Was there a quality differential? Was Pauls not a more high class sort of ice-cream than Peters?
Mr Martin: Different views were held by different consumers on that subject, I think, your Honour, and there is no evidence bearing directly on that.
Kirby J: You do not have any samples for us?
Mr Martin: No, I'm affraid not, you Honour.

* you hear about the death of an elderly friend or relative and wonder if they died intestate.

*you have to ask questions in class twice, because your lecturer’s first question (which took about half an hour to answer) completely avoided the original question

* you know the legal definition for defamation, and if you didn’t have such a big HECS debt, you’d put it into place...

* you have considered changing career paths to hot dog vendor, stripper, stilt walker, grass-skirt maker, or career alcoholic.

*you have seriously considered marrying a wealthy graduate, and never using your degree.

You have seriously considered being a lecturer, because your sure you can read directly from the textbook better than your lecturers can

*you seriously wish you were an arts student

* you've written an outline that has almost as many pages as the casebook.

* you've used any of the following latin phrases in casual conversation: sine qua non, res ipsa loquitar, inter alia, caveat emptor, contra proferentum, or habeas corpus.

*you’ve corrected the lecturer when they mispronounce/mistranslate latin, French, greek phrases.

* you're pretty sure the reasonable person is a friendless tool who still lives with his mother.